(based on "The Twelve Days of Christmas"... well, sort of)
Words and Music by Michael Malthaner
SATB and Piano
It's about time that someone asked the question "What Were You Thinking?" regarding the gifts in The Twelve Days of Christmas. This humorous commentary on the impracticality of twenty-three birds, eight cows, fifty people, and a tree will have your audiences erupting with laughter. The conversational approach to this piece allows for opportunities to stage your choir accordingly to help express the back-and-forth dialogue and intensification of the argument before arriving at a happy conclusion.